Ladies and Gentlemen,

In an effort to expand our corporate presence globally, the Disney Corporation and it's partners are seeking new venues in which to reach our target audience. In what we refer to as the Globally Advanced Youth Web And Design Initiative, we seek out dysfunctional websites and message boards and restructure them in order to make them more enjoyable!

There are certain parameters we employ to serve this goal. Lack of participation due to unintelligible postings has made SmackDownCentral.net a perfect candidate for this program.

We also look for sparks of imagination from posters and there are a few on this site who's flare for humor, creativity and ridiculousness have made them candidates for top slots in this organization. The structure of the site will remain the same, however the upper management structure will change dramatically.
Datamigo will still remain in his current position as Administrator, as well as Clown Hunter and Bus Deacon because they have shown dedication and faith in the site. Icecube89 however, has failed to return any of our attempts to contact him and thus has proven unworthy to join the Disney family.

As members of this message board, you may or may not notice Disney's corporate presence and may continue your daily activities as normal.

We truly hope you enjoy your continued participation in SmackDownCentral and are looking forward to serving you!

Your's in Christ and Walt,

Michael Eisner
Chairman and CEO - Disney Corporation

OMG this is hilarious!!! Someone is going through great lengths to fuck with SDC! Time to check some IP's...

Well it can't be moron, he would call you dead dick lol.

I'm thinking this seems like Dat. He's been telling me about the emails he's been getting and we've been joking about the corporate takeover.

I'm wondering who actually paid for bringing the site back.

I sent the instructions to Ice through FaceBook, so I imagine he figured it out.
It does sound like a Datamigo original, but I swear on my limp dick that I did not put up that post or create the account.

I just spent 8 days there and walked all 128,000 acres....really wish I could take credit for this.
I'm just left with the feeling I walked all the way back to Baltimore....

I didn't do it but who ever did, thanks!

Disney. That's just fucking hilarious.